Gosh darn it, I is so lucky!

I say this because I am the recipient of ALL these amazing business deals in Africa. I mean, who would have thought that all these millions of dollars would be stuck in foreign banks and these *cough* business-people picked me to help them out (and in the process earn 10%).

How seriously stupid must I be NOT to help them? Oh wait, I have to pay how much to get access to the bank account? Hmm, I have to pay -YOU- to get access to the bank account? Weird… never heard of that before, I guess it must be an African bank thing.

For the love of f***king God, stop mailing me these things!