It’s refreshing to think, amid this world’s lack of just punishments, that some people we universally abhor, really do get their comeuppance.

The Somali pirates who have been hijacking ships left right and center for the past few years, recently scored big with the Sirius Star oil tanker. Keeping it for over a month they finally got paid $3 million.

The cash was parachuted over the tanker and the pirates went on their merry way. No doubt to consume large amounts of alcohol and drugs.

But then fate intervened and because of the heavy nature of the dosh they extorted, one of their boats capsized and six pirates drowned. Oh calamity. Never mind.

Now can someone please send our Navies in and bomb the hell out of Somalia?

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