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    Well for years there have been rumors of giant rats in the sewers of NYC. I saw one ...
  • richard
    ROTFL, when they start riding the horses, then you know they're getting too big :)
 

Aug 22
2010

Posted by richard

Browsing through the twitter feed first thing in the morning, with a cup of tea, as you do, I found this article about a rat found in Lincolnshire. Is that a rat? Sure big enough, but can they grow that big?

I can’t say I come across many, the only experience is when I was a kid up at the farm one summer. It seemed big but then I wasn’t so to adult eyes it was probably a mouse.

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    And now she's got the twitter bug Mac :)
  • mel
    LOL. Well visit it again. I have a question there for you.
 

Jul 27
2010

Posted by richard

I know this sounds strange but I’ve never really used rss readers. I always like visiting a site, probably a quirk of the job or something.

So I’ve been trying to force myself to use a reader, mostly because I forget sites. And yes, clearly, forget to bookmark them too.

Here I was again though, thinking about it then I realised I hadn’t read blogs in a while, and had forgotten to use the reader. Either I’m going batty, getting old (not that old though, ok), or just busy. Must be busy I suppose…

The downside as I see it: I just visited Mel‘s blog post.

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    I think somebody was stoned on crack or really didn't give a flying f$#k when they come up with it. ...
  • mel
    OH WOW. Those things are creeping me out, Rich!
 

May 19
2010

Posted by richard

Honestly. WTF?

Mascots? They look like something a 4-year old did. How the f*** do they represent the UK?

I find myself in that really uncomfortable position of really wishing I was in a dream, and at the same time, wishing I wasn’t British. Unbelievable.

The Olympics are supposed to be something that gets people together so perhaps it’s done that, in that we all hate the logo, the mascots, equally. If you see that link I posted, and look at the comments, you’ll see what I mean.

Someone at the bottom said, ‘WTF? ok… it could have been worse‘ How? I mean, perhaps two steaming turds might have been a worse set of mascots, but given the current situation our country is in, it would be accurate at least. These things, well I can’t say I see them representing droplets of metal as the article says.

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Feb 25
2010

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A quick joke before bedtime.

I was in the pub and they had a pub quiz. The question was, where on a women’s body is the curliest hair? Strangely I got it wrong – apparently the answer is Africa!

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    They just send to any email they can find. They dont know from where it is = D
  • macbros
    LOL! I know. I don't get it either.
 

Feb 10
2010

Posted by richard

Why would russian spammers add a western email address to send their cyrillic email to?

Idiots.

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Jan 5
2010

Posted by richard

Humans think they’re the most intelligent species on the face of the planet because they can wipe out any other species.

Dolphins think they’re the most intelligent species on the face of the planet for exactly the same reason…

The reason I posted this is because of this article I read on the Times Online site:

Dolphins have been declared the world’s second most intelligent creatures after humans, with scientists suggesting they are so bright that they should be treated as “non-human persons”.

It’s about time, I mean they’ve saved countless humans, we know they talk to each other, they can solve complex problems, they feel pain, what more proof do we need?

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    It's the boy. He touches himself. Resulting in blindness and eventually walking in front of the bus driven by the ...
  • richard
    One would like to think that! If I donate money, perhaps I'm one of those two...
 

Oct 27
2009

Posted by richard
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I got this popped through the post and was just about the throw it away, because I hate that kind of trash mail. After looking at it for a minute, not reading the main text, but seeing the “1 in 3 people die”, I thought, I wonder if it’s the kid, the guy, or the muslim woman?

Ok ok I know, not very PC, but hilarious nonetheless!

It seems our media is overrun by the constant PC anti-muslim-ness. Hence my first response…

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  • macbros
    Good point Rich! I would probably use that in a case if I were to ever be unfortunate to find ...
 

Oct 18
2009

Posted by richard

If insurance companies can decline to pay out over Acts of God – shouldn’t they be forced to prove the existence of God in the first place?

I twittered this the other day and it really started to grate on me when I read something in the newspaper about some women claiming on a house fire only to have the insurance company fight it because she didn’t declare a £150 ticket, or something miniscule like that.

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  • richard
    Yeah BackAlley and he'll keep on looking like that for centuries to come :)
  • BackAlleyKnees
    I'm so glad someone else has this thought as well!! His face looks wonky. But I will give it to ...
 

Sep 23
2009

Posted by richard

Does anyone else think that (Colonel) Gaddafi has had plastic surgery? He looks like a plastic toy whenever you see him, and when he talks his lips barely move. I wonder if he has a little button on the back of his head…

Definately something going on around his eyes, you barely see them anymore, shifty bugger. And judging from his latest nonsense at the UN, it would seem he’s getting on a bit in years.

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  • macbros
    LOL! Right on! In your FACE FOX! Fox news is like a rag mag IMO. It's only good for a laugh, ...
 

Sep 19
2009

Posted by richard

I thought that this was beautiful. Having lived in the US, and having watched Fox News, I know firsthand how biased it is, and often, how wrong it is.

I ran across this on LiveLeak and thought it was worth reposting. It’s about Amsterdam, Fox News (Bill O’Reilly to be precise) blasted the city as a cesspool of corruption, a bad place to bring up kids, etc., A film-maker made this short movie, thought you should see it.

God Bless the freedom of speech.

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